Anything but Physics RN (ft. my concentration=5 year old's)

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So I sat down to revise Electromagnetic Induction, Alternating Current, and Magnetic Materials for my test tmrw like a serious NEET aspirant™…

But somehow, I ended up diagnosing fictional men using Physics and overthinking Jungkook’s stare again.

Turns out, I wasn’t studying.
I was just getting emotionally manipulated by science.

Let’s break this chaos down.


EMI: Emotionally Manipulated Interactions

In simple terms?

You expose a coil to a changing magnetic field → an EMF (electromotive force) is induced.

In not-so-simple, k-drama-warped, BTS-ARMY-core terms?

You expose me to a scene where Jungkook looks at the camera like he knows my trauma → an Emotional Breakdown is induced.

Lenz’s Law but Make it K-Drama

Lenz’s Law says the induced current always opposes the change.
So like—
When a K-drama couple goes from enemies to lovers in 1 episode and your single brain short-circuits?

Your brain tries to resist the emotions, but fails miserably.
That’s Lenz’s Law.
You = coil. The OST = magnetic field. The tears? Ohm’s Law doesn’t cover that.(WHY T_T)

Scene Analysis: BTS Edition

  • Flux change: Jungkook sings and performs “Standing next to you”

  • Induced EMF: Emotional meltdown.

  • System resistance: Zero.

  • Current Flow: Straight into the depths of your Google Drive full of sad edits and fancams.

Real-time example:
Watching Taehyung in “Hwarang” and trying to stay focused on your notes.
Physics: “Induced current flows in the loop.”
You: “Same. Except the loop is my brain on 3 hours of sleep and V’s face haunting it.”

The Real Definition of Electromagnetic Induction:

The process by which K-dramas, BTS slow-mo fancams, and sudden emotional OSTs generate irrational but powerful feelings in NEET aspirants, thereby destroying all productivity and raising existential questions.


Summary?

EMI in textbooks: predictable, formulaic.

EMI in a K-drama + BTS world: 100% induced emotional chaos, zero productivity, full marks in delusion. 


AC: Alternating Commitment

(or: why your Physics syllabus feels like a confusing relationship)

Welcome to the world of Alternating Current, where nothing stays constant, everything reverses, and no one knows wtf is happening—including me.

Physics says AC changes direction periodically.
I say AC = All Confusion.
Because it behaves just like your fav K-drama male lead who ghosts, flirts, trauma dumps, and disappears again... in the same episode.

AC Boyfriends Be Like (acc to me LOL)

  • Monday: “Let’s meet after school.”

  • Tuesday: Seen. No reply.

  • Wednesday: “Are you ignoring me?”

  • Thursday: Suddenly sends a meme.

  • Friday: Asks you for Physics notes.

  • Saturday: Confuses you more than RMS values.

  • Sunday: Sine wave energy.

That’s not love.
That’s Peak Alternating Commitment™.

K-Drama Proofs of AC Behaviour:

  1. Park Jae-eon (Nevertheless):

    • Literally the human form of a sine wave. Up-down. Hot-cold. Touch you → Ignore you.

    • Amplitude = HIGH. Frequency = TOO DAMN MUCH.

  2. Any Second Lead Ever:

    • Always there… then suddenly not.

    • Supportive, but only until episode 12.

    • Emotional voltage = unstable af.

BTS and AC Energy:

  • Jimin’s live: soft, sweet, healing.

  • Jimin’s stare in a fanmeet: full-blown cardiac arrest.

That’s alternating emotional current.
One moment you’re floating, next moment you're on the floor whispering “bias wrecker” like a prayer.

Also:

Jungkook goes from muscle-flexing in a sleeveless to sobbing while singing “My You” = textbook AC waveform.

Actual Science vs Emotional Science:

ConceptPhysics DefinitionNEET Aspirant Reality
ACCurrent that reverses direction periodicallyA study mood that flips every 6 minutes
Frequency (Hz)No. of cycles per secondNo. of times you open Weverse during 1 chapter
Peak VoltageMax current valueEmotional damage when your K-drama ends
RMS ValueEffective valueWhat’s left of your brain after 3 units

Final Summary?

Physics says AC has no fixed direction.
But if you’re a NEET aspirant who watches movies, series, stans BTS, and overthinks while revising circuits…
Your entire existence is a high-frequency alternating current.
And honestly? We kinda slay.


Magnetism and Matter....

1. Diamagnetic People – Emotionally Unavailable But Vibe Anyway

Physics says:

Diamagnetic materials repel magnetic fields.
They don’t like being pulled in. They just exist. Chill. Dry. Cold.

Real Life:

These are the characters who show up, act cool, give nothing, and STILL have you in a chokehold.
Taehyung in every Gucci ad.
The second lead who heals you but won’t commit.
Yoongi when he drops wisdom and vanishes.

You try to connect? They back off.
You give attention? They act allergic.
You text? They reply 2 business weeks later with “lol.”

“Why do I like you? You’re literally repelling me.”
Physics: Exactly.

2. Paramagnetic People – Flirt. Ghost. Come Back. Repeat.

Physics says:

Paramagnetic materials get weakly attracted to a magnetic field, but lose that magnetism once it’s removed.
In short: temporary interest. Fickle. No commitment.

Real Life:

That one K-pop idol who makes one eye contact at a concert and you spiral for 3 months.
Or those people who flirt all day, then leave you on read when you finally open up.

They show up. Make you feel seen.
Then poof—they’re gone, and you’re left crying over a waveform diagram.

“Were the signals even real?”
Physics: Nah, babe. Just temporary magnetic susceptibility.

3. Ferromagnetic People – Clingy, Loyal, and Unapologetically Intense

Physics says:

Ferromagnetic materials show strong attraction and retain magnetism even when the field is gone.
Aka: clingy but comforting.

Real Life:

That one drama lead who shows up every time you’re sad.
Jungkook-level loyalty.
The friends who stay. The bias who never betrays.
The fictional boy who said “I’ll wait for you no matter what” and actually meant it.

These people don’t ghost. They cling like iron fillings to a fridge door.
They support you even when you flop the test.
They text you memes at 3AM when you’re crying over your marks.

“You’re still here?”

Physics: Yes. Retained magnetic memory. 


Final Thought While Thinking of going back to Rev now finally and Emotional Damage:

Physics didn’t ruin my life.
K-dramas, BTS, and my inability to focus did.
But hey—if this the magnetic field, I’m the conductor.
And I will induce the slay, no matter what

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